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A Giant Tree Spreads and Takes Over the World

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The Album is an emotional journey following a twisty and turny story that features a lesson about not touching peoples stuff because they might literally lose their mind. Favorite track: Bermuda Triangle.
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1.
i drive there in an SUV past gas stations of my dreams we meed in a little italian joint you bring that tall, tan british boy as hot as manly beach can be thongs on toes in february the australian sun can't heat my heart from here as hot as manly beach can be thongs on toes in february the australian sun can't heat my heart from here heat my heart from here heat my heart from here heat my heart from here heat my heart from here oh, heat my heart from here oh, heat my heart from here heat that heart from here
2.
i drive everywhere in my honda the stairs are electric, i don't walk up we watch tv instead of making love the waiter fills my glass up to the top people don't move much in america they just don't they just don't sometimes i wonder what food is for what food is for what food is for what's the point of putting fuel in a car if it don't move no more move no more people don't move much in america they just don't they just don't i'd walk forever to see you but it's faster to drive the sidewalk is thin and the speed limit's high my mom told me to wear flashers at night but i lost my pair one sophomore night so i'll push down my foot and sink further into the earth and along the thick lines i was gifted at birth all these types of people are just sitting behind wheels and they're thinking they are freer but they're really no where near they'll take a 7 hour flight they'll take a 5 hour drive they'll take a train for 10 hours to avoid getting on a bike people don't move much in america they just don't they just don't
3.
roger's sixteen, afraid of flights he's been on two and almost lost his life and now his parents want to take him to france i really don't wanna fly god damnit i just don't wanna die if i fly i'll die if i fly i'll die rachel, his sister, loves to fly she's been a million places and she always asks him why, why, why why are you afraid to fly why, why, why are you afraid to fly why, why, why and he says let me break it down for you this is why i don't wanna fly what's up my name is roger and i'm afraid of flying, why do you bother tryna convince me all the time it's my life i can decide what i wanna do in it and what i wanna leave outside i'm afraid of flying i don't wanna get on a plane so stop playing this game cause i don't wanna play i'm afraid of planes what's the problem i don't like the food i don't like the people and they get me into a bad mood so let me drive or take a train and i'll be happier and you can just shut your mouth cause i don't wanna bother why, why why ten years ago i lost my appetite on the way to charlotte on the london overnight by the shore my grandpa told me here's a plane and i threw it right into a bigger lake jimmy doesn't wanna walk away but i told him get on the plane he said i fly in my mind i fly in my mind
4.
when i think about jimmy in my mind i think about a guy whose really lost it all jimmy's just a british boy, a classic british boy going from london to mallorca for a stag do with all of his possessions in first class seating on BA flight 714 and himself in economy seating on a ryanair flight don't touch my stuff don't touch my stuff jimmy said to the BA flight attendants listen, i've just spent half an hour making sure all my possessions are perfectly strapped into these seats don't mess with the seatbelts, don't offer them champagne now i'm going to get on my ryanair flight leaving from gate 713 ah, mmm, gosh, yeah, i really like what you just did there that was really good um, it was really beautiful cause it was like they weren't end rhymes that you did they were middle rhymes and you avoided using the word plane you said ryanair flight and that would have been a really obvious place to do a rhyme and you didn't do it which is very tickling and nice don't touch my stuff don't touch my stuff [laugh] so good what happens next? what happens next? what happens next? what happens next? what happens next? alright i'll answer jimmy arrives in mallorca two hours, four hours, nine hours, twenty four hours after his possessions his flight had been delayed BA staff followed his orders they didn't touch his stuff don't touch my stuff don't touch my stuff so his possessions started their journey back to london and what happens next? well jimmy lost it all he lost his mind and this was the day that jimmy hijacked a plane flew to the bermuda triangle and was never seen again
5.
ever since my stuff got lost i've been trying to get it back it's been two weeks and i'm done i've just gotten packed i'm never coming back three corners are the places that i find myself carroll deering tells me there's space for me on the shelf boats get turned around don't tell my mom i hope i never get found, no i don't i'd fly forever to see you, but it's faster to fall who knew that i would get lost in the bermuda triangle bright lights are flashing all through the sky the cockpit springs push and like a bird a glide it's a shame i had to leave all my stuff left me he don't wanna know hides his problems do you really wanna fall what's your reason would you give your mom a call if you had to fly should we stop yeah and they said i couldn't fly and they said i couldn't fly and they said i couldn't fly away and they said i couldn't fly away
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7.
Oat Milk 02:11
i wanted you a long time ago but you weren't around i looked for your everywhere in the supermarket in my town you say that it's crazy that i love you the way i do i'm secretly hoping no one else knows you're nutty and you're smooth i've loved other milks before but i think i love oat milk more it's funny at twenty six how my change in taste can be so drastic i've loved other milks before but i think i love oat milk more i used to drink you for fun with coffee on sunday afternoon now i think i'll try only drinking you i've loved other milks before but i think i love oat milk more it's funny at twenty six how my change in taste can be so drastic i've loved other milks before but i think i love oat milk more after drinking a tall, cold glass of you i realise i'm oat milk too
8.
Dust Storm 01:58
i used to skateboard every day i'd walk out my door and be on my way i hate this dust storm and how it sends you away i hate this dust storm and how it sends you away oh i've got an idea it comes in big clouds from a far away place i'm not sure what the cause is or how it goes away i hate this dust storm and how it sends you away i hate this dust storm and how it sends you away and thats why in 2009 australia banned all it's sand bus prices rose by thirty cents and the love of my life left their boots in my flat but took everything else and left forever two might find solace from a storm indoors but it's what happens after that they should look out for
9.
My Mom 04:22
how was it i knew that tonight you'd go all the way was it asking to come over when we hung out yesterday or dancing around something you can't bring yourself to say my mom told me not to drive you home i don't ever wanna feel alone my mom told me not to drive you home i don't ever wanna feel alone buttonwillow fences and your dad separate myself from what i had i guess i should enjoy this while it lasts i'm closing my front door on a single man why'd you wait to talk this out until the carride home sorry would you have preferred a break up on the phone it's never to early to apologise you know ba, ba, ba, ba, ba shooba dooba dooba dooba dooba ba, ba, ba, ba, ba shooba dooba dooba dooba dooba ba, ba, ba, ba, ba shooba dooba dooba dooba dooba ba, ba, ba, ba, ba shooba dooba dooba dooba dooba my mom told me not to drive you home i don't ever wanna feel alone my mom told me not to drive you home i don't ever wanna feel alone how do you know it's the right time to break up with someone is it the way he's looking at you when he's not even trying or the way she's always crying when things aren't even sad is it how saying i love you feels like lying or does your mind just know when things are really that bad i first heard it through kitty, who heard it through jules who heard it from some kid after school i'm just kidding, you know i don't listen to those people plus, i'm always with you we do a lot together, my brother pointed it out which i thought was true and kind of made me proud even though I never did, i know you had doubts i guess i've got some time and space to fill now
10.
battery twenty percent connected to the ocho there are many ways in this world to die i wonder how and when and why will i meet the same fate as any of my friends will i have the time to tie up loose ends will the road be clean will the road be dirty will my wife be mean will the world end early oh god i cry to above i pray it won't happen to the ones i love oh god i'd like to know will the angels swoop down for me when i go oh shit, aw man we put politics, religion and many things between us we build these barriers to force an opinion there is no us, there is no them when every single human is fucked in the head blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah oh god, can i get through to you are you there, they just need a clue for hope, for sanity for a grasp on reality but most importantly for me

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released August 28, 2021

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